Zingor
Sung by: Zorak

Like a moth to a flame, I will call out her name,

Zingor, Zingor, Zingor.

I've got ants in my pants, as I do the mating dance,

For Zingor, Zingor, Zingor.

Green is the color of my true love's exoskeleton,

She only has a thousand eyes for me. She's a coo coo!

Our ancient love will survive the scourge of mankind and evolution,

Come on, mama! Bring it on home to Z!!! Yeah...

Hey waiter, what's the poop? There's a fly in my soup.

Reminds me of...*sigh* Zingor.

Wherever you are baby, remember:

Vigazo beano laga. Vigazo beano cous cous.

That means: I don't get mad. I get even.