| Zorak's Horrorscopes: Scorpio|
Today is Scorpio!
Emphasis on travel, communication, and problem solving.
Start with figuring out how to use your deoderant.
Also, your moon position is disturbing. Spandex no longer flatters you.
Too many cheeseburgers, I fear.
Today, try saying no to ground meat, processed cheese, and soft buns. Thank you.