| Zorak's Horrorscopes-Libra|
I'm sorry to report that in the next few months, you'll discover a large, ugly lump on your neck.
It's your head! MUAHAHAHAHA!
So don't pick at it, it'll just make it worse. MUAHAHAHAHA!
Hey does your head hurt? Well, it's killin' me! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Boy, I love this job.