| Baloney SandwichSung by: Brak|
I once had a beautiful sandwich,
Oh man, I'm talkin', hey!
It was made with fresh beef baloney and Mom bought it yesterday!
It had butter and American cheese on white bread, boy oh boy,
Slap a little brown mustard on top, and buddy, you're full of joy!
Somebody stole my baloney sandwich on the bus to school,
Was it Bob or Billy or Fred?
Oh, buddy, them boys is cruel!
Wait a minute, I was--
I'm sittin' on it!
I'm sorry, sandwich!