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A Nugget of Joy from Zorak: From a Baby...

Space Ghost: Here's a wonderful Nugget of Joy...from Zorak.

Zorak: We've all heard the expression 'it's as easy as taking candy from a baby', BUT, have you ever thought about how accurate that expression ACTUALLY IS??? I mean, think about it. Babies offer practically NO resistance, and, they're easily distracted. Simply say, "HEY! BABY! Look at the nice doggie over there!" Then SNATCH the candy from their teeny little fingers and head for-

Space Ghost:ZORAK!

Zorak: WHAT?

Space Ghost: That is simply dispicable! Encouraging viewers to take candy from babies!

Zorak: Well, I mean uh, candy's uh, candy's not good for babies, it's uh...bad for their teeth.

Space Ghost: So, what you're saying is...when you take candy from a little bitty baby...

Zorak: I'M DOIN' HIM A FAVOR, FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD!!!

Space Ghost: Oh, come on, babies don't even HAVE teeth.

Zorak: Eh, they don't? I-I mean, I KNOW they don't! And you know WHY??? Because they eat too much candy!